YO YO, HOMIES! I CHALLENGE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU TO A RAP OFF! I SEE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME LOOKING AT BLOGS AND SHIT! GIVE ME THE BEST YOU GOT, HOMESIZZLES, AND I WILL RESPOND WITH MY ROBOTIC BEATS!
(Homestuck and the character "Squarewave" are both owned by Andrew Hussie. The beats I use are also owned by other people. I only make up the raps)

13th February 2012

Audio post with 4 notes - Played 10 times

SQUAREWAVE RAP BATTLE CHALLENGE

Lyrics:

My name is Squarewave and I’m the beat Rider.

I’m hear to show y’all that I’m better than Strider.

You think you can beat me? Boy, my rhymes are the illest

Wake up in bitches and ho’s because my swag is the chillest

They know that I’m the realest cause I’m rollin’ in billions of bytes

And winnin’ all of these rap fights

And puttin’ out all of your lights.

Hold on tight. Tonight’s the night. I’mma melt your brain with my skillz tonight.

Best believe in what you see cause there ain’t no way you gonna be beating me.

Beyond all laws of physics, oh you’ll shit bricks at my rhythmics, yeah these are only the basics. It ain’t no glitch. You can’t fix this.

I’m a rapping machine. My rhymes are Simple and Clean. Listen to those ladies scream. It’s something you couldn’t dream.

I can see that I knocked you off your feet now.

I can see you ain’t ready for the beat down.

Be prepared cause I’m turning up the heat now.

Sit and stay cause I’m giving you a treat now.

Listen close cause I’m giving you the low down.

No playing games, man, I’m ready for the showdown.

Understand or you need for me to slow down?

I only will when you’re buried six feet underground. Uh.

Now I’m a tell you the rules of my test

What you’re gonna do is give me your best

Respond to my rhyme or ask a question and I

will do my best to get back in due time.

Yeah

Yeah

You heard what I said.

Those are the basics of my trail.

Let me see if you got battle style

Just be patient please, there’s a limit you see

Of only one audio post a day

and that’s wiggity, wiggity, whack

Tagged: ((Can you tell I like poetry? Spot the limmericks))((can you also tell the last two verses were the hardest thing ever?))Squarewave rap battle challenge

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    I meant to reblog this earlier but I QUITE LIKE THIS especially the bit that starts at “I can see that you’re knocked...
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    Hey look someone did a thing
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